Morning Quote by Herman Melville

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“My name is Bear. I am a reluctant homosexual (or, at least, I resemble one). My boyfr—er, life partner (gag!), is apparently like a…

— T.J. Klune

“but I was determined to drive him crazy. And not with laughter. Instead, I employed a few of the tricks I knew would work…

— Taryn Quinn

“He cupped his testicles in his hands, and, with his wrists, pressed his penis hard against his belly until the semen came.”

— Michel Faber

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher

“What the hell was going on, why did I care, and why, oh why, did I not carry a pocket rocket in my purse?…

— Lisa Sanchez

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?”

— Katee Robert

“Suck my dick, Henry.” He opened wide, his tongue lapping along the sensitive flesh. Tension melted away, worry was replaced with excitement. He licked…

— James Cox

“How could I when he was squeezing me tight, milking me perfectly, and using his free hand to cup my balls? It was the…

— Megan Erickson