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Missing Person Quote by Jarod Kintz

“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone where I am so he doesn’t go file a missing person’s report on himself.” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone where I am so he doesn’t go file a missing person’s report on himself.””

Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

Source Novel: Fictional short story, 2020

A humorous scenario of two singles merging into a couple, with a clone confused about identity

In simple terms: Clone confusion after a surreal encounter

Key Takeaway

Accept absurdity and question identity

Themes

humor identity absurdity

Mood

playful quirky

Type

satire fiction

When to use this quote

  • science fiction writing
  • role‑playing games
  • improv comedy

Key Concepts

cloning relationship dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does the clone symbolize?
  • How does absurdity reveal truth?
A Different Perspective

Absurd humor may alienate some audiences

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