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““I don’t understand open relationships. My relationship is like a normal business at 5:01 pm: very much closed.””

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“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”

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“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”

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“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…

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“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…

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“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

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“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…

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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”

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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

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“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

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“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

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“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…

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“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…

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You can laugh at me, but I understand show business.

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“Start a business, not a startup”

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“Take some books and read; that’s an immense help; and books are always good company if you have the right sort.”

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I'm a business first and foremost so whatever my business is, it's separate from my personal. It's like whatever I do business wise, it's…

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Many early-stage entrepreneurs make one simple mistake: Describing this 'big picture' in vague concepts and words.

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Nobody has a crystal ball, and part of evolving a business plan is to say, 'I might have said we're going left, but I…

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I think a business guy is different from an artist. They walk different paths. Artists create the best outputs when they're having fun. And…

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“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,…

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If you have a different mindset, you will have a different outcome: if you make different choices from your peers, your life will then…

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“Some say the Earth is angry Because he wants no company; I say the Earth is angry Because he lives alone.”

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If the State does not acquire supremacy over [vast private] enterprises, it becomes their puppet, and they become the real State.

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