Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone.…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person. My clone better like me too,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get…

— Jarod Kintz

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me?…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s a real pleasure accepting an award—for someone else. Especially if they are my clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

— Jarod Kintz

“To take another person’s life for personal gain is the most selfish act imaginable. Especially when that other person is your clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you had yourself cloned, who exactly, would be your parents? Can you raise yourself? I guess so. And it might be fun. Just…

— George Carlin

“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.”

— Jarod Kintz