Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone.…

— Jarod Kintz

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me?…

— Jarod Kintz

“I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't expect gifts on your birthday, because when you were born you already received the greatest gift, existence!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and…

— Jarod Kintz

“We're all born with a unique gift, and it's up to us to find and exploit that gift.”

— Ikish Mullens

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”

— Jarod Kintz