Birth Quote by Jarod Kintz

““It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.””

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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

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“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

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