Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Will I be subtly influenced by what my clone says, or by my own subconscious? Will my thoughts really be mine, or will they…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself?”

— Jarod Kintz

“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and…

— Jarod Kintz

That's the message I want to give to every up-and-coming artist: Do everything that is going to help you later. If you clone somebody…

— Mary J. Blige

“I’m always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn’t exist. I wonder if I exist?”

— Jarod Kintz

“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone.…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Happy birthday to me,' I sang into the mirror as I cleaned my teeth. 'Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, dear loser... who's old,…

— Nick Spalding