Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a…

— Jarod Kintz

“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me?…

— Jarod Kintz

“Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get…

— Jarod Kintz

“When I go to a restaurant and they say, “How many in your party?” and I say, “One,” I feel sad because one is…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am a social outcast, shunned by society. Nobody ever invites me to parties. My own birthday avoids me, and only comes around every…

— Jarod Kintz

“Go have a birthday. Before you blink and its all over.”

— Abby Slovin

“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday…

— Larry David

“If everybody was treated like they matter — everyday; birthdays wouldn’t be so *special.*”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana