Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person. My clone better like me too,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You aren’t your own clone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you had yourself cloned, who exactly, would be your parents? Can you raise yourself? I guess so. And it might be fun. Just… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
