Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““It’s a real pleasure accepting an award—for someone else. Especially if they are my clone.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t fooled—I knew they were really honoring themselves.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Become a gift in the lives of others and you will always be well received.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
“I recognize my gifts and optimize them. I accept my total being and honor all parts of myself.” — Amy Leigh Mercree Copy Share Image
“A gift, to be a gift, has to be accepted. Otherwise it lies like a burden between people.” — Robert Fisher Copy Share Image
“To take another person’s life for personal gain is the most selfish act imaginable. Especially when that other person is your clone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“For the pleasure of giving, because what's the point of just having? If I give a thing, I remember how happy we both were… — Elizabeth Wein Copy Share Image
“I have nothing to give anyone, really. It’s the one gift I can give that has any kind of value. It makes me feel… — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the greatest gift you can give someone is to accept whatever it is they’ve got to offer you” — Anna Humphrey Copy Share Image
“The greatest gift we can receive is to have the chance, just once in our lives, to make a difference.” — Doctor Stephen Strange Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image