Bottled water Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I'm going to market, package and sell it; water that is! Who's with me?”

— Jeffrey M. Burden

“A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, so you perceive that you have more to drink.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't be a pepper on the eyes of people; Rather be the salt on their tongue and make a difference that influences their sense…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won’t undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it.”

— Allie Brosh

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!

— Jay-Z

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you start licking,…

— Jarod Kintz