Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich

“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your…

— Janet Evanovich

You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding…

— Janet Evanovich

Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords…

— Janet Evanovich

“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the…

— Janet Evanovich

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

— Janet Evanovich

Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car…

— Janet Evanovich

“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.”

— Janet Evanovich

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up…

— Janet Evanovich

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

— Janet Evanovich

Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel…

— Janet Evanovich

I made a choice that I was not going to be a pretentious writer.

— Janet Evanovich

“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.”

— Janet Evanovich