Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Psychology Witty facebook status
Be honest, if people could hear what you were thinking, you would be in a mental hospital. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could read minds, but then wonder if I could handle the truth. — Francisco Quinonez Copy Share Image
IF you have the power to read the mind of the people around you, you will lose more than half of them — Ali Bassam Copy Share Image
I would love to be able to read minds. How cool would it be to get inside peoples' heads and figure out what they're… — Kelli Berglund Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I wish I could read your mind. Then I wonder, if I could handle the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could read minds. Not to see what people think of me, but to make sure I don't waste my time… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
If, at some future point, my face collapses around my eyes, I'd probably do something about it. My eyes are where I live, and… — Heidi Julavits Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could read minds... not to see what people think of me but to make sure that I don't waste my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. — Stan Laurel Copy Share Image
Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo? — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
