Funny Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Has beens Inspirational Love Marriage Mines Wonderful
Our wedding would not have been complete, without the support and love of our family and friends. We sincerely thank you for celebrating our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our wedding day was made that much more special because you were there. Everyone who attended helped to make our dream wedding into a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We chose to have a very small wedding composed of our closest friends and family. It was so special having all of our favourite… — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
People wanted to be at my wedding. It was an insanely beautiful night filled with love, not negativity and bad people. — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and… — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
I don't think my perfect wedding day would involve a lot of people. — Stassi Schroeder Copy Share Image
It was never important for a wedding to be about anything other than me and my partner. A big celebration was never my cup… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Some of the best and most beautiful weddings I've been to have been small and intimate. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image