Funny Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Girl Humor Pretty girl Pretty girls Scared Used Used to be
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