Comedy Quote by Demetri Martin

I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought…

— Guy Fieri

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is…

— Andy Samberg

My grandmother always put a penny in my bag. I don't know if it was an old-fashioned thing or a good-luck thing, so I…

— Leslie Grossman

When I was a child my mother used to pay me half a crown - 12.5 pence - to wash her car each week.

— Barry Gardiner

I put a lot of money in a coin-operated dry-cleaning place and it keeps losing money and I can't get anybody to buy it.…

— Ken Berry

Never in my life did I steal a penny that didn't belong to me.

— Sean Quinn

I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.

— Jessica Simpson

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top…

— Adam Sandler

I got like a little lucky two dollar bill, so I keep it with me all the time.

— Jalen Ramsey

Don't step over dollars to save pennies

— Mrthrill

I've tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.

— Casey Stengel

Yes, I've never inherited a penny!

— William Hague