America Quote by Craig Ferguson

“And somewhere out there, in the river of addicts, alcoholics, wife beaters, doormats, overeducated legalized thieves, fascist police, and bitter rivalries— someone told me…

— Volatalistic Phil

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that…

— Drew Carey

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

— Henny Youngman

When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four in the…

— Moby

“The Santa Monica Freeway is traditionally the scene of every form of automotive folly known to man. It is not white and well-bred like…

— Thomas Pynchon

I come from nowhere Brooklyn, New York. Williamsburg, Brooklyn. These days Williamsburg is kind of a hip area, but when I grew up there,…

— Barry Manilow

The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.

— Greg Fitzsimmons

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.

— Emily Yoffe

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and…

— Tucker Carlson

I knew San Francisco when it was a wild place during Prohibition. There were more speakeasies than churches, and you could always get a…

— Jackie Coogan

“Many already leaving Sobriety City on the Alcohol Express”

— Stephen King

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana.…

— Jimmy Fallon