America Quote by Drew Carey

Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?

— Ally Carter

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive.…

— Chelsea Handler

“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper”

— Lisa Henry

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I…

— Anonymous

I like to drink to suit my location.

— Tom Jones

I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.

— B. B. King

I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the people to…

— Thomas Jordan Jarvis

“I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always keep an…

— Jenny Lawson

I dont pay for cabs if Im too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house &…

— Kendrick Cole

I am going to St. Petersburg, Florida, tomorrow. Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best they can. I'm sick of…

— Al Capone

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my…

— Danny Brown

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

— Billy Sunday