Comedy Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image “The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight...” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy God Humor Humour Inspirational Tonight
I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day, I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh. — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
If the gods have no sense of humor they must weep a great deal. — Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie Copy Share Image
I'm happy and feel myself to be fortunate that I've been gifted with this art of comedy, where I can make people laugh, makes… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Comedy is here to bring joy to the world, whether you want to hear the curse words or not. — Kenan Thompson Copy Share Image
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
“God is the comic shepherd who gets more of a kick out of that one lost sheep once he finds it again than out… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
