Absent Quote by Elvis Costello

I'm up at the crack of dawn.

— Dennis Skinner

As comedians, we work our whole lives hoping for a break.

— Nigel Ng

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

— Artie Lange

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

— Tom Waits

I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

— Sam Trammell

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start…

— Joanna Lumley

On Saturday, I don't want to be woken up until at least nine: I like a bit of a lie-in, a cup of tea,…

— Theo Paphitis

Friends applaud, the comedy is over.

— Ludwig van Beethoven

I feel like everything comes into your life for a reason. With 'Awake,' I got to do a drama, and with 'Anger Management,' that's…

— Daniela Bobadilla

When the skies are looking bad my dear And your heart has lost all its hope After dawn there will be sunshine And all…

— LUCY SPRAGGAN

But here's the sunset of a tedious day, These two asleep are; I'll but be undrest, And so to bed. Pray wish us all…

— Robert Herrick

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

— Sandra Bernhard