Comedy Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs.

— Megan Stalter

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke…

— Aziz Ansari

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

— Jim Gaffigan

I don't do tweets. I can't keep up.

— Aaron Wan-Bissaka

I do not Tweet, I do not social network, I try to stay out of it. For me, I complain enough about people knowing…

— Miley Cyrus

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really…

— Cecily Strong

I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets. There are…

— Sam Richardson

I have every right to tweet.

— Subramanian Swamy

Every time I look at Twitter, there's always somebody showing support.

— French Montana

My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

— Rob Delaney

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

— Albert Brooks

If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to say and…

— Matt Mitrione