Is it just my imagination or are there a lot of Psychotic people in here? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet someone who doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor I like to lighten things up by… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
My Indian name was Runs with Scissors, but eventually the tribe elders changed it to Waves at Dogs. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
My singing is inspirational. When I sing, the people around me sing louder. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You get your cards, place your bets, and play the best game you can. The House always wins. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I don't tolerate stupidity well although I am more than capable of it myself. Wait, what? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If hindsight is 20/20 why do we keep making the same mistakes and expecting different results? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The best smiles come easily and often and don't include drool unless there is a tail wagging behind them. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If I ever meet C.S. Lewis in person I will either apologize to him or punch him in the head, depending on… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Friends don't let friends be Packers Fans... EVER! (I don't care how much paint your mother huffed during her pregnancy!) — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it, its probably… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the ukelele in… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
