“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Said by Colin the dragon: "It's somewhat bizarre to learn that many of you (humans)think that other humans are somehow different enough… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“She wondered what he looked like with his hat off and wondered again if he knew he was funny.” — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I look for every opportunity to mix comedy and horror and tragedy. I love catching audiences off-guard. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
At first, when we had the Golden Truth, it was fun - but it was always in the back of my head… — Goldust Copy Share Image
“Brain: You don’t want this. Hormones: Dude, this is EXACTLY what I want. B: No, not like this—she's wasted. H: What's your… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians. — George Lucas Copy Share Image
My philosophy is making a movie is difficult enough and I just feel as if you should have a really good time… — Will Packer Copy Share Image
“GET IN" he says, getting in on the driver side. I get in with no questions. Okay. This is a bad movie… — Sara Daniell Copy Share Image
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG… — Anthony Sampson Copy Share Image
“But if you must know, your moon here is rather more powerful than the ones around my own world.” “The moon?” said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You know the laughter that proceeds from the heart by the way it sounds, and how it makes you feel.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“Good-bye Holmes. It… hasn’t really been a pleasure. But thank you for the information. Be careful to keep out of prison. Unless… — Zechariah Barrett Copy Share Image
“I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“And then to Leo’s surprise, Catherine smiled at him. A sweet, natural, brilliant smile, the first she had ever given him. Leo… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school. — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
“...You have a problem, de Winter?" The words left her mouth before her brain filtered them. "Yes, it’s blond, green-eyed, and thinks… — Alex Lidell Copy Share Image
“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
On 'Sunny,' the main actors are adults, and we're all friends, and we all have the same sense of humor, so there's… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
“They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“While he’d been tentatively considering a possible romantic relationship with her, she’d fallen in love with him. He could barely speak. “Why… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
