Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“Baravetto was unconscious when we found him," Hi said. "What'd you do to the guy?" "Kicked him in the balls, then brained… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“If we are lucky, they were never retarded enough to create computer viruses and will have no such things as firewalls and… — Thomas Wilson Copy Share Image
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The government of man should be the monarchy of reason: it is too often the democracy of passions or the anarchy of… — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jack Lemmon, he was someone who managed to tread that line between comedy and tragedy and sometimes… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
In terms of level of difficulty, it would go comedy, thriller, and then romantic drama. — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
“You're the one saying how vital offing these kids and grabbing their brat is to the war effort, right? Well, I'm telling… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
Funny and sad are two sides of the same coin. I think that most comedians are able to tap into deep subject… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don't mind ending it on a… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you… — Katie Lowes Copy Share Image
“Did you ever have a conversation with different parts of yourself. Try it. It can be fun. You never know what you… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting” — Dan Krokos Copy Share Image
“I want very much to carpe you," it says. "I may try to surprise you, though, if that's okay. Also, I can't… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I go out and speak to women's groups all the time, and I say, 'Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
“You made me laugh at your jokes. You made me cry at your criticism. You made me shout at your lies. Then… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
... life is a comedy far darker than drama. It just takes time to learn what to smile at. — Robin Morgan Copy Share Image
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean… — Michelle Dalton Copy Share Image
“Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, the saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass… — Jean Legrand Copy Share Image
“Good grief. They're like the freaking poster family for the NRA.” — Elisabeth Wheatley Copy Share Image
“The fortifications have never been attacked, nor has any sane man ever proposed any reason why they should be attacked. They have… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Vanity might be a "sin" according to some lights, but he thought in measured doses it was one of life's allowable simple… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
And uh, so, I'm running for a reason. I'm answering this question here and the answer is, you cannot lead America to… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Hey, which one of them is supposed to be your boyfriend?” Stark asked me. Even in the terrible shape he was in,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It shows something, though: if you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.” — Josh Bazell Copy Share Image
“Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“I read the first few," said Jackaby. "I've instructed my duck to just file the rest directly under P. I left it… — William Ritter Copy Share Image
What's the most interesting thing about me? Its a toss up between my frolicking, unconventional, and twisted mind and the way I… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke. — Jory John Copy Share Image
“He was an Atlantean...older than dirt and dirt's great-grandfather.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I should think he must be rather a dressy man for his time of life. Such a number of looking-glasses! Oh Lord!… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“From: Christian Grey Subject: &*%$&*&* Date: August 23 2011 11:23 To: Anastasia Grey Believe me when I say there are a great… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Sicarius wore his usual guess-my-thoughts-if-you-can-mask, though she sensed he did not approve.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“All emotional sharing builds strong and lasting relationship bonds, but sharing humor and sheer delight adds a unique restorative and healing element,… — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
