Humor Quote by Kathy Reichs

“He’s looking like he’s unconscious,” Jack answered genuinely, not even a hint of sarcasm in his voice. “I think you hit him so hard…

— Kevin Weinberg

“He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of…

— Alex Shakar

“Three heavy blows boxed him low in the back. He saw a splash of red hit the door and had time to think, 'We…

— Stephen King

“There was a stifled groan and the horrible sound of some one choking with blood. Three times the outstretched arms shot up convulsively, waving…

— Oscar Wilde

“What?” I whined, and tried to push his hands away. He cursed and gripped me tighter. “Wake up!” he yelled. When I didn’t, he…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“What was he like afterwards? Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me! What was he like afterwards? I thought he'd died. No,…

— Pat Brisson

“What’s that thing when someone gets a knock on the head and suddenly can’t remember anything about himself?’ Death,’ said the barman, his face…

— Steve Aylett

“He could easily slip and pull the trigger and accidently shoot me in the eye. A grating pain struck my shoulder blade from behind.…

— Steven Keith Hunter

“And that one guy, Martin that everyone liked, well he had a gash above his right eye and bruising near his jawline making him…

— Kristi Hayes

“A villager in Ca Lu said it to me, before I removed his intestines with a bayonet.” “Was he talking about himself?” Donaldson asked.…

— Blake Crouch

“Driver had the keys bunched in his hand, one braced and protruding between second and third fingers. Stepping directly forward, he punched his fist…

— James Sallis

“I stood benumbed. The man was like an electric shock--nothing to hold on to and you don't know what hit you.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin