As I understand from the real military personnel who I've had the opportunity to speak to over the last few years, humor… — Daniela Ruah Copy Share Image
“Illium seems far too pretty to be dangerous.” Dmitri’s male beauty, by contrast, was a darker, edgier thing. “No one ever expects… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Margaret looked up at him from where she sat by the window. "Oh, Brother Gregory, what's wrong with your hand" "I'm just… — Judith Merkle Riley Copy Share Image
“Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
There are some really funny people doing creative stuff with social media, which is sadly where a lot of my attention goes. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely. — Helen Cresswell Copy Share Image
My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a torturous… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“College is a scam. Why go into debt to get no job when you could be unemployed for FREE?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names." "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Books are like a movie that makes you smarter and lasts for hours and doesn't run out of battery.” — Ranbowfut Copy Share Image
“Nicely, thank you, Mr. Laurence. But I am not Miss March, I'm only Jo," returned the young lady. "I'm not Mr. Laurence,… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?”… — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
“Thus far, environmental policy worldwide is undertaken much like a school group project which tends to involve grand objectives, paired with an… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.” — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“I am the lord your God, and I will smite you until you are smitten.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for… — Bart Millard Copy Share Image
There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally.… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
“The way I saw it, if my students were willing to pretend I was a teacher, the least I could do was… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“I found the right (Valentine) card to send her. On the cover there were hearts, and it said, "Here's hoping you'll soon… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“To a very strange lizard, found by the gardener of the Belvedere, he [Leonardo] fastened some wings with a mixture of quicksilver… — Girogio Vasari Copy Share Image
I know how to play comedy when it's needed. So even when it's really not there, my facial expressions are really great.… — LisaRaye McCoy-Misick Copy Share Image
Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?”… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
Good humor and laughter are far too wonderful not to come straight from the heart of God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
“But this is something new!' said Mrs. Munt, who collected new ideas as a squirrel collects nuts, and was especially attracted by… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
“I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Laughter erupted from her belly and shot out her mouth like pigeons through an open cage door, schoolchildren bursting into summer vacation,… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
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