Humor Quote by Kresley Cole Download Open image ““Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?”” — Kresley Cole ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Last night Sarcasm
“Yesterday, I cried. I came home, went straight to my room, sat on the edge of my bed, kicked off my shoes, unhooked my… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
“What are you doing ?" She said and laughed. "I was curious," he whispered. "About what ?" "If happy tears taste the same as… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“At some point, I had to start laughing, because I was all wrung out from crying.” — Julie Metz Copy Share Image
“MORE THAN ONCE I'VE AWAKENED WITH TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS. I HAVE HAD TO THINK WHETHER I WAS CRYING OR WHETHER IT IS… — Jenny Holzer Copy Share Image
“The moment you realize your eyes hurt not because of rubbing them, but because of the tears you wasted, on him.” — A. Kamalei Copy Share Image
“this was a man palpably simulating crying, which made the moment at once awkward, surreal, and quite disturbing. Our” — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
“What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“When drops from the canopy kissed her face, he drew his wings over his head, creating a shelter. “I’ve always room for you too.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Nix to Regin: What about that nice leopard-shifter pack that wanted to date you? The benefits of a variety pack of males cannot be… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“A woman who likes her whisky,” he said while refilling her glass. “Careful that you doona steal my heart, Annalía.” “It figures that the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Call her Betty Fucking Crocker, because the cake was so going to be worth the bake.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“She gazed up at him. "Just don't forget our new motto, Leo. 'We can always murder them later, but we can't bring them back.'"… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“This was why we fought to survive. For love. Vincent had it all wrong. I’d had it wrong. Love wasn’t the most destructive force… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Too bad,Elizabeth. You're Stuck with me.Not for a few decades,not for centuries. You're tied to me forever. That boy and girl offspring you talked… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“He was staring at my lips, and before I could think better of it, I’d wetted them. “That’s it, bébé,” he said in a… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Because of one unsuccessful beheading?” She tapped her claw to her chin. “Wow. I never thought you were such a pussy. I’m rethinking our… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I suppose that now you'll want to sleep with me?Alas big guy I'm taken.' 'No. you're not,'Regin said. 'Am too,' Nix said. 'Mike Rowe,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
