“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America? Because Freedom rings. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle. "Has a European feel" Susan said. "That… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
“That took a while." Frank was looking not at her but at his brother. She needed to tell somebody. "It was awful.… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
There are thousands of ways to make people laugh - satire, black comedy, slapstick. — Nawazuddin Siddiqui Copy Share Image
“Peter eyes his swanky and incredibly dated jacket and fluffs the frills on his sleeves. Outside the window stands a guy in… — Diane Rinella Copy Share Image
“Oh, no. This has "marriage" written all over it. Travis, read my lips: remember that Fellini film with the prostitute who says… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to comedy that was really close to the line and made people a little uncomfortable, because that's where… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“Carrying a plate on which she'd placed a sandwich made with burlap bread, she looked over my shoulder.” — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
With comedy, you have to do it right. In a drama, there's a lot of different ways to succeed in a moment.… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
“And you’re an author?” Richard asked, knowing very well that Graham was indeed G.M. Russell. “I’m sorry, I’m not exactly sure I’ve… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“One would think that since Hamilton and Eliza only just got married, our mothers would be satisfied for a while, but instead… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“What's the big idea?" Sabrina demanded. "I declared war on you, remember?" Puck said. Sabrina rolled her eyes. "Is this another one… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“It's sad, and you're sad, but as you reflect on the three wonderful years you shared you begin to realize that relationships… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
“You like a cracker? What kind of cracker? Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want. Maybe just a plain cracker. I don't have… — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
“Whatever else the Florida primary might or might not have proved, it put a definite kink in the Media Theory of politics.… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
There is such a thing as a hatred of lies and dissimulation, which is the outcome of a delicate sense of humor;… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“People who want to climb mountains just like taking metaphors for real. So when I say I could murder for a mangosteen,… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
“Elves and Dragons! Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you. Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer!… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
“Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else ... even the fact that I'm on a diet.” — Barbara Brooke Copy Share Image
