Funny things Quote by David Walliams Download Open image “We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.” — David Walliams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny things Humor Months Rooms Thinking Trying
I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share
We sit in a room, laugh, and all come up with comedy situations, which we work out. Sometimes we cross the line, like getting… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
I don't think too seriously about anything, neither does my husband and my son. When we are home, we are constantly laughing over some… — Suhasini Maniratnam Copy Share Image
Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights, and all our lame jokes. — Sokhom Copy Share Image
So many silly things happen with a baby around. We laugh more than we expected. — Anoushka Shankar Copy Share Image
We are the type of friends that laugh forever at the most stupid things, laugh at things we randomly remember, and laugh at each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Life is short, and time just flies by, so I love those moments when we're all sitting around the table together laughing and joking. — Ainsley Earhardt Copy Share Image
Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s mouth. The… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can't rely on thinking "Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“nashin awa wi their een watterin. But naebody wis aw that freendly tae him. Naebody stapped for a blether.” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp.… — Shirin Ebadi Copy Share Image
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human… — Gary Reilly Copy Share Image
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not."... I guess they were… — Gilbert Morris Copy Share Image
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The short version is that I started an internet diary a long, long time ago (six years!) because I was bored with my job. I figured I would write a few funny things a few times a week until I had enough material to do stand-up. After two or three weeks, I emailed it to some friends. They emailed it… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I'm all for anybody having a party who wants that. The funny thing about me and birthdays or any kind of celebration where it… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
