“Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Spending so much time alone had turned Chloe's imagination into a deep dark forest. It was a magical place to escape to,… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London's Lexington Street. It's a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
It's a weird thing because I've been single at the time when I've been successful. That's good and bad. Good, because you… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Another time Stella heard the two of them splashing around in the bath together. It wasn’t natural, it wasn’t right, and it… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“It was a long, long time since anyone had hugged him, so he hugged himself.” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s mouth. The… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can't rely on thinking "Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“nashin awa wi their een watterin. But naebody wis aw that freendly tae him. Naebody stapped for a blether.” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
