Last night Quote by Jon Stewart

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

— David Walliams

I can make anything in the room funny in a few seconds.

— Tony Rock

Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I…

— Tori Spelling

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

— Ted Danson

If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of…

— Marlo Morgan

I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That's the joy/horror of stand up - if you have…

— Greg Davies

In my household there is an insane amount of laughter and celebration.

— Edie Falco

My focus is exclusively on making something that feels funny.

— Jamie Demetriou

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we…

— John Cleese

A guy threw a stone at my head when I was eight. I told my nan, and she said, 'Get a bigger stone.' That's…

— Tricky

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I…

— Mitch Hedberg

I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm happy to…

— Greg Davies