I love comedy with a passion, and I hope that shows in my work. I would never want to move an inch… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t entirely his fault that he was so emotionally challenged, she thought, putting a hand on his jaw. “You’re so pretty,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit.” — Cat Adams Copy Share Image
“Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
My parents certainly didn't understand TV comedy. They wouldn't turn on 'Married... With Children' and laugh. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
“She knew a cutting, incisive, withering and above all a self-evident answer existed. It was just that, to her extreme annoyance, she… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Preparing the communal evening meal sometimes caused arguments. Every village in Sicily had a different recipe for squid and eels, disagreed on… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Certainly my personality, my sense of humor, my outlook on life was informed by the experiences of my parents and the stories… — Geddy Lee Copy Share Image
“Impertinent children ought to be given six coats of shellac and set up in public places as a warning to others.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
If I'm doing comedy, I try to improvise a lot. Even if they don't use it, it helps me loosen up and… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
Most comedy is not very ambitious. You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“As it turns out, my acceptance of the heroin addict’s invitation to party may have been a case of poor judgement.” — emily austin Copy Share Image
Be the change. What you think, you become. Where there is love, there is life. Learn as you'll live forever. Your health… — Gandhi Copy Share Image
“... and you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Give me an adventure." In the moment that followed, Cord realized that this sounded weird, and lost her nerve. She held up… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“She inhaled his delicious male scent again. “Why do you smell so good?” “This.” He held up a small bottle. Eau de… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!” — Tourettes Guy Copy Share Image
“Oh God", Nate dropped his head down on the arm of the couch next to Si. "Has my love life really been… — Erin Shaw Copy Share Image
I have other tastes besides comedy. I love comedy. I adore it, but I love dramatic movies just as much. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“I don’t think it’s as bad as all that.” Bill pressed against the duke’s chest and Greystone sucked in air through his… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
I don't tend to watch too many American comedies. I love British comedy. — Danny McBride Copy Share Image
“He committed the crime of stupidity while under my command," said Citizen. "Oh my," said Rigg. "They're handing out the death penalty… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
