Humor Quote by Neil Simon

“Tell me you like chocolates. You do, right? I remember stealing a box from your room once when you were out killing someone. They…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Of course. What else? Why can't any of you guys ever come up with something that uses chocolate?”

— Rachel Caine

“I steal cracker packets. I hoard them. Once my collection is large enough, I’ll take them to the flea market and try to sell…

— Jarod Kintz

“Is that a fish sandwich I smell?” I smiled. “Sure is.” “Graham thinks because it’s not from some swanky restaurant that charges sixty dollars…

— Vi Keeland

“on a cracker,”

— Lyla Payne

“i like chocolate.”

— taruni b

“She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those?”

— Wally Lamb

“They’re like chocolate-chip cookies, though. Can’t have just one.”

— Steve Berry

“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?”

— Molly Harper

“I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Let me just say it: Bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.”

— Hans Bauer