“Tohr took a pull of his beer. “What the hell is this?” “When Harry Met Sally.” Tohr lowered the longneck from his… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Rallick will kill you,” Murillio said levelly. “Nonsense.” Kruppe placed the mask over his face. “How will the lad ever recognize Kruppe?”… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“Men and the pursuit of them are strongly intertwined with my mental health. I would say, in my defensive defense, that the… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“The pig reached the assembly of servants, and the maids shrieked, running in every possible direction. Stunned by the sudden movement, the… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Brigan, could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured.… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
“Everything had been going so well, he'd had it really under his thumb these few centuries. That's how it goes, you think… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
As someone who's been doing a lot of classical theater recently, I loved the idea of getting to run around in Steven… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
“You have quite the clever tongue on you!” “I’ve never actually had someone’s tongue on me,” Shallan said, turning a page and… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Throughout our history, humanity has been plagued with questions, and also plagued with regular plagues. I don't know much about biology, so… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“TANDAAN: your mind is your weapon. Pagyamanin natin ito at magiging handa tayo sa gulo na dulot ng paghihimagsik ng puso at… — Ramon Bautista Copy Share Image
“For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. "Look out, Al-Qaeda---patriot on board!" I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dana had four beautiful eyes. She wore glasses. But her eyes were so beautiful that the glasses only made her prettier. With… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
“If you could do me a favor and not tell anyone I, uh, threw myself at you, that would be very kind… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.” — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
You know a Girl is Mad when she starts off her sentence saying... I just find it funny how... because there is… — Kushandwizdom Copy Share Image
“Damn," he said. "Have you been stuffing yourself with desserts just to prolong the suspense?" She failed to note the humor in… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. — Uknown Copy Share Image
You don't need to curse and shout at them, instead insult them with your intelligence and sense of humor! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You could say that when you introduce humour to your work, you also step back a little from it. You create a… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
“I'm bored," he says. "So go home." "I don't want to. What do you do when you're bored? You don't have Internet… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Drop something?" he asked, trying to suppress a smile but failing miserably at the act. I nodded and smiled back at him… — Markelle Grabo Copy Share Image
“Hey, Mrs. Jakes, how come people can’t afford new shoes or food, but they can still buy candy?” She smiled and waved… — Jack C. Monroe Copy Share Image
“Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you.” — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
