Humor Quote by Dan Wells

“Alright. You hate me, I'm not too fond of you. It's mutual..." he muttered, walking hesitantly toward the stallion, hand outstretched, "I know you…

— Shanda Sharlow

“What did you say to the people who had given you life, when you were about to intentionally throw that gift away?”

— Jodi Picoult

“...unless you were doing them a favor by killing them. Then, you'd let them down if you didn't , if you couldn't make yourself. ”

— Elizabeth Wein

“I like to think I'm one of a kind.”

— J.M. Darhower

“Hell, I suppose if you stick around long enough they have to say something nice about you.”

— Ava Gardner

“Maybe, because all these good people loved me enough to help me, maybe I wasn't quite as bad as I felt. Maybe there was…

— Piper Kerman

“I knew you weren't like the others from the moment I laid eyes on you. I chose to treat you as such.”

— Georgia Cates

“I stared at his handsome face. "One look at your back says you'd do near anything for me. And I threw it away. I…

— Kiera Cass

“I wouldn't be your best and most marvelous friend in the galaxy if I didn’t point out there might be a few negative consequences…

— G.S. Jennsen

“He smiled to himself. “Because she made you.” And he wrapped his skinny arm around my neck and yanked me into his side. “You’re…

— Penelope Douglas

“Would you do me a favor?”“Depends on what it is.”Noah extended his hand in my direction. “Dance with me?”

— Alison G. Bailey

“Okay, then, if you're sure," he said again and I almost blurted, "I'd consider hitting my mother in the back of the head with…

— John Goode