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History Quote by Eugene Mirman

“Throughout our history, humanity has been plagued with questions, and also plagued with regular plagues. I don't know much about biology, so I can't speak to actual plagues. However, I can answer all kinds of questions: moral, ethical, job-related, child rearing, party etiquette, romantic…” quote by Eugene Mirman
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““Throughout our history, humanity has been plagued with questions, and also plagued with regular plagues. I don't know much about biology, so I can't speak to actual plagues. However, I can answer all kinds of questions: moral, ethical, job-related, child rearing, party etiquette, romantic, technological, stuff about boobs, and my three faves: How do I have sex with someone and not talk to them again?, Can you hit a kid for a very, very good reason?, and of course How do you get a self-righteous asshole to shut the fuck up, even if they're right? ””

Eugene Mirman

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up comedy routine, 2000s

He jokes about answering any question, even controversial ones, highlighting the absurdity of moral dilemmas.

In simple terms: He claims to answer any question, no matter how taboo.

Key Takeaway

Ask boldly, but consider consequences.

Themes

humor ethics taboo topics

Mood

provocative irreverent

Type

comedic satirical

When to use this quote

  • online forums
  • friend debates
  • creative writing
  • counseling
  • media interviews

Key Concepts

satire boundary‑pushing social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • When does humor cross a line?
  • How to balance openness with responsibility?
A Different Perspective

Humor may trivialize serious issues.

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