Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Summer Weather
I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Just because it's summertime doesn't mean you can't wear long pants and blazers - just make sure they're breathable. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini. — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand longer shorts. I don't think they look good on anyone. — Juergen Teller Copy Share Image
I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. — David Wain Copy Share Image
A lot of women in the summer nowadays are just a bunch of stuffed shorts. — Rod Brasfield Copy Share Image
I love shorts in the colder climates, because you can wear them with chunky sweaters and jackets. It's cute and funky. — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
