Funny facebook status Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 26

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;

— Nikhil Saluja

Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life...

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The tie that blinds;

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh I get it... like humor... but different.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex that goes on for ever - Saga

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom.

— Nikhil Saluja

A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself!

— Nikhil Saluja

I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw…

— Nikhil Saluja

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear!

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Consists of happiness, given back and forth;

— Nikhil Saluja

When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Well. That wasn't worth it. - Our parents

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill.

— Nikhil Saluja

Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic…

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

— Nikhil Saluja

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

— Nikhil Saluja

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

— Nikhil Saluja

Steps into shower. Then turns the water on.

— Nikhil Saluja