Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.

— Carlos De'shawn Banks

I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself…

— Frankie Muniz

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.

— Jack Handey

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

— George Steinbrenner

In the past, I was working out too heavy.

— Jean-Claude Van Damme

I haven't really lifted heavy since I left college.

— Deebo Samuel

I do everything faster when I have to pee.

— Anonymous

I have to pee out of my ass.

— Nick Swardson

I just lifted heavy, and if I looked good, then that's good with me.

— Scott Steiner

I jumped off my lift, smashed my knee pretty good - my meniscus and everything. So I had to have surgery.

— Shawn Crahan

I had pelvic fractures at the front and the back, right at the base of my pelvis, so all the pressure would go on…

— Melody Gardot

The doctors said I might not be able to walk again. Today, I can almost run, but back then, I couldn't even stand up.…

— Joey Jordison