Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee.

— Nikhil Saluja

My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.

— Carlos De'shawn Banks

That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can't unbutton your pants.

— Anonymous

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

— Nikhil Saluja

That moment when you really have to pee but your to darn lazy to get up to use the bathroom.

— Raea

It's all about mechanics; all the weight-lifting in the world can't help you if you're not running correctly.

— Ron Bramlett

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

— John Green

I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me,…

— Paula Poundstone

I do everything faster when I have to pee.

— Anonymous

If you have an ability, you want to exercise it, not anesthetize it.

— Marty Nemko

Never make a decision when you need to pee.

— Leonard Cohen

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

— Green Monk