Funny facebook status Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Everybody's asking me what type of shampoo I use, and I'm like... 4 years of buildup right here.

— Joe Keery

I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

— David Levithan

That one shampoo bottle that's always empty in your shower yet nobody throws it away

— Anonymous

You smell good." "It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-" "Naked. I know the drill.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

You smell good, too,” said Patch It’s called a shower.” I was staring straight ahead. When he didn’t answer, I turned sideways. “Soap. Shampoo.…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.

— Anonymous

White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?

— Nicki Minaj

I pay less attention to my hair then probably anybody that I know. I get out of the shower, I towel dry it. I,…

— Ronnie Dunn

I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo.

— Vidal Sassoon

“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he…

— Benson Bruno

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where…

— Mitch Hedberg

Some people say I'm all washed up. Joke's on them, I haven't bathed in weeks.

— Spencer Pratt