Answers Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“What do you need, babe?" "You." "Okay. I can sit with you while you finish your shower." I shut the lid on the toilet.…

— Georgia Cates

“I’m guessing you don’t have to share a bathroom at your house,” I say with the casual tone of someone who isn’t waving her…

— Sarah Castille

When a friend asks, do you have a bathroom? Me, no we shit in the yard!!!

— Anonymous

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

— Jarod Kintz

When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom.

— Anonymous

“I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked.…

— Jennifer Armentrout

Lazy Rule: No shower is needed,if youre not going anywhere.

— Anonymous

“I’m forced to shower in the closet, because my friend is wearing all my clothes, and he’s in the bathtub at the moment. Ah,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at…

— Lawrence Kasdan

Do you clean yourself before you take a bath?

— Joseph Prince

“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water…

— Chelsea M. Cameron