Funny facebook status Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 24

Relationship Status: Shaved. Just in case.

— Nikhil Saluja

The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets.

— Nikhil Saluja

If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with anthropomorphs - compare the market

— Nikhil Saluja

It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere.

— Nikhil Saluja

If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's…

— Nikhil Saluja

BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then…

— Nikhil Saluja

You don't get to choose, You just fall.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries;

— Nikhil Saluja

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband.

— Nikhil Saluja

When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things…

— Nikhil Saluja

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;

— Nikhil Saluja

Earth is full. Go home.

— Nikhil Saluja

My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots

— Nikhil Saluja

When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh…

— Nikhil Saluja

The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude…

— Nikhil Saluja

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how…

— Nikhil Saluja

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

— Nikhil Saluja