Wether you call on him or don't call on him, God will be present with you. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good! — A Josland Copy Share Image
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight. — John Major Copy Share Image
You have got to own your days and live them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years… — Herb Gardner Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I was a bad singer. I mean, all my early acting was musical theater, and my… — Sam Claflin Copy Share Image
I went to beauty school when I was 19 because I thought it seemed funny, not because I thought I'd be good… — Hunx Copy Share Image
As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
On our 21st birthday, we don't care what the world thinks of us; only later we discover that it wasn't thinking of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself… — Jennifer Bosworth Copy Share Image
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
"You learn when you listen. You earn when you listen-not just money, but respect. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
Only in the irrational and unknown direction can we come to wisdom again — Jack Parsons Copy Share Image
When you are in the dark and you can't see anything, something is looking at you seeing everything — Zak Bagans Copy Share Image
Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT. — Marv Albert Copy Share Image
Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The predation of wolves and women by those who misunderstand them is strikingly similar. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
The new is not revealed to those whose eyse are fastened in worship upon the old. — Albert Pinkham Ryder Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
