Controls them and subdues, transmutes, bereaves Of their bad influence, and their good receives. — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show. — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
When the truth cannot be clearly made out, what is false is increased through fear. — Quintus Curtius Rufus Copy Share Image
I hope they understand that I really understand That they don't understand — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
“How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways. — Tacitus Copy Share Image
There's a funny kind of family thing that happens with every production. — Nicholas Hammond Copy Share Image
Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I specifically remember doing the musical 'Sweet Charity' at Stagedoor. I was playing Vittorio Vidal, which is a very funny part, and… — Sebastian Stan Copy Share Image
When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my lyrics to make people laugh, but it's all in the seriousness of the music. I'm just… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
A blond texts a brunette 'What does IDK mean' the brunette replies 'I Don't Know' then the blond replies: 'No one seems… — Zhat Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Is there something going on between you and Matias?” “No!” “Okay, I may not have a truck load of fancy degrees but… — Jane Cousins Copy Share Image
Hansie Cronje. Honestly. I got out to Hansie more than anyone.I never knew what to do with him — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
A bargain is something you have to find a use for once you have bought it. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Dear Girls, If a Boy Answers your Phone call during CHRIS GAYLE's Batting, He truly Loves you, Marry him — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
You only live once, for a very short time. So make every second devine. — Mitch Lucker Copy Share Image
“I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.” — M.D. Saperstein Copy Share Image
The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind — Sebastian Coe Copy Share Image
We cannot enter into the presence of God while we are rebelling against God. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It is not difficult to climb the ladder of success if your father made it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Science has promised us truth...It has never promised us either peace or happiness. — Gustave Le Bon Copy Share Image
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink. — Vivian Stanshall Copy Share Image
It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
