Funny Quote by Jane Cousins

“Liar, liar pants on fire.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Can you guess what I'm wearing?" "Nothing?" "Oh, you're so smart," she pouted snatching her hands away. "How did you know?" "You're very beautiful…

— George R.R. Martin

“Do you think I'm lying to you?" I asked. "No, I think you're lying to you. I'm just in the way.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Darla had been doing something by the fire. Now she returned and began stripping the blanket off me. I grabbed it before she could…

— Mike Mullin

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

— J.K. Rowling

“Jared?” “Hm?” “You’re pretty fucking sick, right?” The thermometer said 103 degrees. “Naw. Need sleep.” “Good, so you’re at death’s door, and you can’t…

— Amy Lane

“What is it? What is it?!” I began dumping clothes out of the dresser drawers, snatching them on as quickly as I could before…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“I'm a whore!" Miki hit the brakes...her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. "You're not wearing any underwear, are you?" Sara let…

— Shelly Laurenston

“My mind was not driving the car. If you doubt me, try being a twelve-year-old boy with your biggest sexual fantasy punning you against…

— Eli Easton

“Someone setting parameters for me. Has hell frozen over and no one told me? She had my balls in a fucking vice, and all…

— K. Bromberg

“It's acting, not lying, so I will not be sent to hell for saying these sorts of things.”

— Janette Rallison

“You will tell me of this anger that burns within you, eh?” “As if you don’t know!” He propped his elbows on his bent…

— Catherine Anderson