Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are part of the reason for washing and keeping clean, aren't they? — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
I Dont Need A Man That Leeds To Sex That Leeds To Kids And I Dont Need Kids I Have A DOG ! — Dess Smith Copy Share Image
Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- Let's go, I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely,Been waiting in the car… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“W-what do you want?" I asked, thankful that my voice only trembled a little bit. That Cat Didn't blink. "Human," he said,… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“So you’re her brother?” says Lynn. “I guess we know who got the good genes.” I laugh at the expression on Caleb’s… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I hope radio is more popular than it might seem. There aren't that many radio plays on and I think they have… — Charlotte Ritchie Copy Share Image
“I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
“So, what if you are not naturally funny? Don’t get discouraged. Do your research, gather ideas, and find your fun. Seek ways… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.” — Javier Bardem Copy Share Image
If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths? — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a bad Picasso, but some are less good than others. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
He who loves community destroys community; he who loves the brethren builds community. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others. — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
Glenn Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson — Ron Greenwood Copy Share Image
One must live to build one's house, and not build one's house to live in. — Gaston Bachelard Copy Share Image
Only In Law School: Will someone hit on you by saying 'We could be a power couple.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.” — Toni Blake Copy Share Image
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. — Kate Flannery Copy Share Image
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
A magic dwells in each beginning, protecting us, telling us how to live... — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I've not been cursed with talent, which could be a great inhibitor. — Robert Rauschenberg Copy Share Image
When one is traveling, one must expect to spend a certain amount of money foolishly. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Not to oppose erroneous doctrine is to approve of it, and not to defend at all true doctrine is to suppress it. — Pope Innocent III Copy Share Image
