Animal Quote by Dess Smith

I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!

— Anonymous

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

— Deb Caletti

I NEED A MAN NOT A BOY

— Nc

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

— Moby

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby

— Gordon Klingenschmitt

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

— Julie Burchill

I'd like to have a dog with me.

— Aphex Twin

I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.

— Boy George

I Don't need a man they need me

— Day Lopez

Its not like Im not trying, cause Ill give anyone a shot once, each time finding that the more boys I meet, the more…

— Carrie Underwood

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

— Janeane Garofalo

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.

— Ana Gasteyer