Baby Quote by Gordon Klingenschmitt

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

— Janeane Garofalo

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

— Ant Middleton

Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children.

— Anonymous

You will discover 3 trustworthy mates, an aged wife, an aged canine, and ready dollars.

— Benjamin Franklin

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a…

— Michael Graziadei

“Any dog can bed down a lot of females. But only a real man can love one woman for a lifetime.”

— Lisa Smartt

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk…

— Greg Giraldo

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

— Princess Diana

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

— Robert Benchley

I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog.

— Carmen Electra

I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.

— Boy George

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."

— Warren Beatty