Boxes Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boxes Clerks Four Funny Humor Said Ten
I like to arrive in the box often and I don't care if I'm there as a no. 9 or a no. 10. — Kai Havertz Copy Share Image
On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three base eight,… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but only the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“The boy registered them but didn’t answer, already turned inward. He was counting backward from a thousand in multiples of four while working multiplication… — William Kely McClung Copy Share Image
It was a gradual process, realising I was different. I remember at primary school getting a worksheet with sums printed on it. I thought… — Daniel Tammet Copy Share Image
Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas,… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The best way to marginalize the Muslim Brotherhood [in Egypt] is in the ballot box, not through arrests and killing people. — Kelly Ayotte Copy Share Image
When I step into the batters box. The fans, the noise, the cheers, they all disappear. For that moment, the world is just a… — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Copy Share Image
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
In a library we are surrounded by many hundreds of dear friends, but they are imprisoned by an enchanter in these paper and leathern… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
He decided then that he would love her forever no matter what came to pass. It was not so much a matter of deciding… — David Guterson Copy Share Image
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share Image
I have nothing but praise for the boy. He is easily the best player in the world. His contribution as a goal threat is… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
The recurrent laryngeal nerve - which runs from the head to the voice box - goes all the way down into the chest, loops… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
Unpleasant questions are being raised about Mother's Day. Is this day necessary? . . . Isn't it bad public policy? . . . No… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself… — Kesha Copy Share Image
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